Toku-Nerdfighteria

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distract me pls

1:
Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2:
Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
3:
What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
4:
What’s something you really want right now?
5:
Are you afraid of falling in love?
6:
Do you like the beach?
7:
Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
8:
What’s the background on your cell?
9:
Name the last four beds you were sat on?
10:
Do you like your phone?
11:
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
12:
Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
13:
Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
14:
Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
15:
Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
16:
Are you tired?
17:
How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
18:
Are they a relative?
19:
Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
20:
When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
21:
If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
22:
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
23:
How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
24:
Is there a certain quote you live by?
25:
What’s on your mind?
26:
Do you have any tattoos?
27:
What is your favorite color?
28:
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
29:
Who are you texting?
30:
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
31:
Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32:
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33:
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34:
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35:
Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
36:
Were you single on Valentines Day?
37:
Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
38:
What do your friends call you?
39:
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
40:
Have you ever cried over a text?
41:
Where’s your last bruise located?
42:
What is it from?
43:
Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
44:
Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
45:
Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
46:
Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
47:
Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
48:
Do you make supper for your family?
49:
Does your bedroom have a door?
50:
Top 3 web-pages?
51:
Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52:
Does anything on your body hurt?
53:
Are goodbyes hard for you?
54:
What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55:
How is your hair?
56:
What do you usually do first in the morning?
57:
Do you think two people can last forever?
58:
Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59:
Green or purple grapes?
60:
When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
61:
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62:
When will be the next time you text someone?
63:
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64:
What were you doing at 8 this morning.
65:
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66:
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67:
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
68:
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69:
Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70:
How many windows are open on your computer?
71:
How many fingers do you have?
72:
What is your ringtone?
73:
How old will you be in 5 months?
74:
Where is your Mum right now?
75:
Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
76:
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77:
Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
78:
Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79:
Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
80:
Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
81:
How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82:
Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
83:
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84:
You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85:
If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
86:
What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
87:
Who was your last received call from?
88:
If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
89:
What is something you wish you had more of?
90:
Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91:
Do you sleep with your window open?
92:
Do you get along with girls?
93:
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
94:
Does sex mean love?
95:
You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
96:
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
97:
Did you sleep alone this week?
98:
Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
99:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
100:
Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.

unbendable:

fuckingradfems:

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

Omg koalas are such weird little…

Makes me think of an ewok a little :/

(Source: kyos-cock, via xo-brandi)

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Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

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fandomgirl-the-modblog:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

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inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

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crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

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highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

(via xo-brandi)

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dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

(via sarahspoons)

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micdotcom:

Woman live tweets IBM execs discussing why they don’t hire women, tries not to throw up

Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.

Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.

But wait, there’s more Follow micdotcom

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Anonymous asked: Dandelion and aster :3

Aster: (would you rather be hot or cold?) I’d rather be cold than hot cause it is 100 times easier to warm yourself up than cool yourself down. Think about it; if it is hot as ass outside and you have stripped off about every article of clothing you have and have been drinking liquid ice and you’re still hot aint much you can do. Whereas if you’re cold you can like bundle up in like a shit ton of blankies and snuggle up against your person heater i.e your boyfriend or girlfriend or in my case my moose :3

Dandelion: (Do you think you’re important?) Hell no, if I’m completely honest there are a lot of days where I think I’m just about as important as the ant that I accidentally squished and never noticed. And I know that it sounds awful which it kind of is, but it is true cause like in the grand scheme of things I’m insignificant in comparison to the entire world. Now whether I am important to other people I can’t really speak for them. I know my Mom thinks I’m important but besides that I question a lot of people. For people who have been following me for a little while they know I have a really low self esteem so it shouldn’t be surprising when I say that there are a lot of times where I think my friends don’t give two flying fucks about me at all or that I think they find me a total pain their asses, or maybe I’m an annoying fly that they wish they could swat, or maybe they just plain hate me. Idk maybe it is my depression talking or just the lack of sleep either way that’s how I feel about that :P

Oh and thank you anon for sending me the ask! I always loving getting asks in my inbox but never get them! So here have a cookie! *have anon fancy tumblr cookie*

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